DEBUT CONTEST: HISSPONSE
Hissponse, a coalescence of "hissing" and "response", is a genre-flexible free-to-enter writing contest. To participate, invent a disease with the word "hissing" and describe a political strategy deployed in reaction to it.
Word Count: 500 - 800 | Application Medium: E-mail Submissions To v.ifeolu@serumtrucemetric.com, with the subject as "Hissponse" juxtaposed with your last name | NO ENTRY FEE.
ELIGIBILITY
Anyone over the age of 18, located anywhere in the world, is welcome aboard.
PRIZES
First Place: $500 | Second Place: $250 | Third Place: $150.
Each shortlisted entrant will be awarded a copy of the metrician's poetry collection, I Call My Sexuality My God: My Shampoo and My Watermelon Juice.
TIMELINE
April 17, 2026: Judges Announced.
August 17, 2026: Application Window Opens.
December 17, 2026: Application Window Closes.
December 18, 2026: Judging Begins.
March 17, 2027: Fifteen Longlistees Announced.
April 1, 2027: Seven Shortlistees Announced.
April 17, 2027: Winners Announced and Prizes Granted.
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